Anecdote!

My mom's side of the family is really funny sometimes. They are really messed up. My grandma and grandpa are...well...big. We call them Grandma Mic and Pappy. They're sort of hillbilly-ish. My grandpa calls houses, shacks, for example. It's really embarrassing. They have a lake house that we go to sometimes. We go fishing or swimming or something. I usually sit on the dock and fall asleep, take pictures, and come home sunburnt, but it's still fun. One day, we went to the bridge to fish. My grandma kept saying, "Let's go on the left side of the bridge because on the right side, the stupid people get their lines caught in the telephone wires." So we go to the left side of the bridge. My grandma was really excited, so she jumped right off the golf cart and started casting her line. I was just getting off the cart when I heard an, "Oh crap!" come from my grandma. I looked up to see her line aught in the phone wires. I started laughing really hard and said, "So now YOU'RE a stupid person?" My grandma didn't think it was so funny. She got really mad at me and just about wanted throw me off the bridge. Everytime we go past the bridge now, we see my grandma's bright green fishing line hanging from the phone wires. We always say, "There's Grandma Mic's fishing line!" Every time, she gets mad at me all over again. What does it all mean? What essential wisdom did I learn from this? Never talk about the "stupid people" because after saying that stupid comment, you will probably end up being a stupid person yourself.

Some funny things I found :) (can't figure out how to do a picture :/ Darn ittt!!!)
"You think I'm dumb but you're overestimating me!!!!" If you're being overestimated, then you're even dumber.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Stupid people in large groups will do even stupider things.
"I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully!" Usually if you don't repeat gossip, you don't say it to anyone else, but this is saying that you only tell someone else once.